like 80%of tumblr is the guy from Clerks who is like “you’ve highly offended me”
But the real question is, who made burrito Joequestions Inquiries catechisms
I’ve done it.
I’ve cracked the code.
This is master chef Webb’s handy work.
Fighting evil by moonlight. Selling propane by daylight.
Ready for the cold, and the season’s first snowball!
And the award for most inappropriate children’s underwear goes to…
Broken Boy Soldier
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Hey Atheists: If Earth is “billions of years old,” then why is it only 2013?
fscience damn it. shit. fuck. how did we overlook this. f uck
i looked up danny devito naked
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD